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✉ Send an EmailA small collection of dry observations for the weary reader.
A logician's partner says: "Go to the shop. Get a litre of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen." The logician returns with twelve litres of milk.
"They had eggs."A programmer is asked: "Why do you always confuse Halloween and Christmas?"
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.An accountant is asked: "What is two plus two?" They close the blinds, check the corridor, and whisper:
"What would you like it to be?"A mathematician and an engineer are told the wall is ten metres away. They may halve the distance with each step. The engineer sets off immediately. The mathematician sits down.
"I will never reach it," says the mathematician. "Close enough," says the engineer.A visitor to a library asks for books on paranoia. The librarian leans forward and whispers:
"They're right behind you."A plain hierarchical index of all pages on this site.
Reflective Guide: Self and Memory
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